The Truth About Men — Tracy Byrd
Chords and lyrics for The Truth About Men by Tracy Byrd (key of C).
Intro
Palm Mute
[C]We don't like to go out shopping
[F]We don't care what's on sale[C]
We[F] just want to sit with a bag full of chips[C]
[D7]Watching the NFL[G]
[C]When you come over at halftime
And say does this dress fit too tight[F]
[F]We just look you in the eye with a big fat lie and say aaaoont aaaoont[G]
It looks just right[C]
Well, that's the truth about men[G]
Yeah, that's the truth about us[C]
We like to hunt [F]and golf on our days off
[D7]Scratch and spit and cuss[G]
It[F] don't matter what line we hand you
[C]When we come dragging in[D7]
[F]We ain't wrong, we ain't sorry, and [C]it's probably gonna [G]happen [C]again.
[C]We hate watching Steel Magnolias
[F]We like Rambo and Die Hard 4[C]
[F]Jump up and down like fools when we see the new tools at[C] the Home[D7]
Depot Store[G]
[C]We really don't want to take you to dinner
At some fancy restaurant[F]
[F]The only reason we do is cause we know it leads to the one thing [G]that
We all want[C]
[C]Well, that's the truth about men[G]
Yeah, that's the truth about guys[C]
We'd rather [F]pick guitars and work on cars[C]
Than work[D7] on the problems in our lives[G]
[F]And though we might say it to you every [C]now and then[D7]
[F]We ain't wrong, we ain't sorry, and [C]it's probably gonna [G]happen again[C]
But if you want to[F] know what we're all thinking[C]
It's [G]nothing too complex[C]
It's [F]just something cold for drinking [C]and a whole lot of S E [D7]yeeees[G]
That's the truth about men[G]
Yeah, that's the truth about us[C]
We like to hunt and[F] golf and drive around [C]lost
[D7]Scratch and spit and a whole lotta [G]other disgusting stuff
[F]It don't matter what line we give you when we [C]come crawling in[D7]
[F]We ain't wrong, we ain't sorry, and[C] it's probably gonna [G]happen again[C]
[F]We ain't wrong, we ain't sorry, and [C]it's probably gonna [G]happen[C]
[G]Sure it's gonna happen[C]
[G]You know it's gonna happen again[C]
And that's the truth about men
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