God Bless The American Housewife — SHeDAISY
Chords and lyrics for God Bless The American Housewife by SHeDAISY (key of G).
Intro
[G] [D] [A] [A]
[G] [D] [A] [A]
Verse 1
[G]Look at me I'm gorgeous in my [D]housecoat with my coffee cup,
I [A]bend to get the paper every [A]neighbors trying to check me out,
[G]Look at me I'm lovely as I [D]wave beside my minivan,
[A]Look at how my diamonds seem to sparkle [A]all the garbage cans.
Chorus
[G]God bless the [D]American housewife, [A]How she does it all I'll never know,
[G]God bless the [D]American housewife, [A]She could use a miracle for sure,
[G]God bless the [D]American housewife, [A]Cleaning up the world for you and me,
[G]God bless the [D]American housewife. [A] [G] [A] [A]
[A]Ahahahahah[A]
Verse 2
[D]Look at how my children play commando when in the [A]col-due-sack,
[D]Look at how my husband can survive another [A]heart attack,
[D]Look at all the other mothers envious of [A]all my things,
[D]Had to call the plumber 'cause my daughter flushed my [G]wedding ring.
Chorus
[G]God bless the [D]American housewife, [A]How she does it all I'll never know,
[G]God bless the [D]American housewife, [A]She could use a miracle for sure,
[G]God bless the [D]American housewife, [A]Cleaning up the world for you and me,
[G]God bless the [D]American housewife. [A] [A] [A]Ahahahahah[A]
Verse 3
[D]Look at me I'm beautiful and glamorous in [A]rubber gloves,
[D]Look how my Tiara can bend back to the [A]shape it was.
I can do [D]the laundry and make dinner while I'm [A]on the phone,
[D]Look at me I'm sexy as the devil when I [G]mow the lawn.
Chorus
[G]God bless the [D]American housewife, [A]How she does it all I'll never know,
[G]God bless the [D]American housewife, [A]She could use a miracle for sure,
[G]God bless the [D]American housewife, [A]Cleaning up the world for you and me,
[G]God bless the [D]American housewife.[G][A]
Outro
N.C.
Ohoho God bless the American housewife.
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