If the Diesel Don't Get You Then the Jet Fuel Will — Popa Chubby
Chords and lyrics for If the Diesel Don't Get You Then the Jet Fuel Will by Popa Chubby (key of A).
Intro
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[A]Slide Guitar
Verse
[A]Cruising down the highway doing 155
[A]Feeling mighty good that I'm still alive
[A]Took a beating down in Italy I nearly died in Rome
[A]Now the sun is shining on me and the highway is my home
[D]Did some things that I ain't proud of and some things I had to do
[A]To keep myself from cracking up and see myself through
[D]It's a hard life I'm living and I'm living my fill
[A]If the diesel don't get ya then the jet fuel will
[A]Then the jet [D]fuel[D] will[A]
[A]I could have stayed at home and got a damn good job
[A]As a suicide broker just another fat slob
[A]But the gypsy that keeps burning inside of me
[A]Is never satisfied with that drudgery
[D]Just one more show another broken guitar
[A]I got no mind to be a Rock and Roll star
[D]'Cause the fever's getting hotter and I'm feeling a chill
[A]If the diesel don't get ya then the jet fuel will
[A]Then the jet [D]fuel[D] will[A]
[D]Well I love it and I hate it and I wanna go home
[A]Somebody's gonna get it if they look at me wrong
[D]I'm mixed up messed up and ready to kill
[A]If the diesel don't get me then the jet fuel will
[A]Then the jet [D]fuel[D] will[A]
Solos
[A]I been sued but never booed and it’s the public that I love
[A]And I’ll stick it up your ass without a latex glove
[A]All you businessmen can lick me where the sun don’t shine
[A]It’s the music that I’m living for it’s mine all mine
[D]So don’t tell me what to do and what guitar I should play
[A]When the shit you’re making fall apart anyway
[D]No respect for your opinion ’cause you don’t know Jack
[A]Take your 20% and the shirt off my back
[D]This living’s like a prison with no walls just bars
[A]I got no mind to be a Rock and Roll star
[D]This fever’s getting hotter and I’m feeling a chill
[A]If the diesel don’t get ya the the jet fuel will
[A]Then the jet [D]fuel[D] will [A]4X
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