Things That Never Cross A Man's Mind — Kellie Pickler
Chords and lyrics for Things That Never Cross A Man's Mind by Kellie Pickler (key of E).
Verse 1
[E]I need to go shopping, these [B7]shoes are all wrong
Just looked in my closet, not a [E]thing to put on
I wonder how these jeans make me [A]look from [A7]behind
[E] Things that never cross a [B7]man's [E]mind
[E]Lets turn off the TV, now [B7]can't we just talk
Lets lay here and cuddle, Til we [E]both drift off
If we don't make love, that'll [A]be just[A7] fine
[E] Things that never cross a [B7]man's [E]mind
That [B7]joke is too dirty, that steak is too thick
Ain't no [E]way in the world I'll ever finish it
That [B7]car is too fast, this beer is too cold
And [E]watchin all this football is sure getting old
[C#m] Wish I was workin this[E] weekend, not on the[C#m] lake wettin' [A]my [A7]line
[E] Things that never cross a [B7]man's [E]mind
[E]Her lips are too red, her [B7]skirt is too tight
Her legs are too long, and her [E]heels are too high
Boy, she looks like the [A]marryin [A7]kind
[E] Things that never cross a [B7]man's [E]mind
That [B7]joke is too dirty, that steak is too thick
Ain't no [E]way in the world I'll ever finish it
That [B7]car is too fast, this beer is too cold
And [E]watchin all this football is sure getting old
[C#m] Wish I was workin this[E] weekend, not on the[C#m] lake wettin' [A]my [A7]line
[E] Things that never cross a [B7]man's [E]mind
I [B7]feel a little bloated, think I'm fixin to start
That [E]movie was good 'cept for the violent parts
[B7]Brad Pitt is sexy, why did he change his hair
I [E]knew him and Jenny never had a prayer
[C#m] These curtains clash with the[E] carpet,
[C#m] The color scheme is a[A] [A7]crime
[E] Things that never cross a [B7]man's [E]mind
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