Ain't Gonna Bump No More (With No Big Fat Woman) — Joe Tex
Chords and lyrics for Ain't Gonna Bump No More (With No Big Fat Woman) by Joe Tex (key of Bm).
Intro
|D |D |Em |Em |
(Aaaah) (Aaaah)
|D |D |Em |Em |
(Aaaah) (Aaaah)
|D |D |Em |Em
{Aaaah)
Verse
Three [Em]nights ago, I was at a disco
Man, I [D]wanted to bump, I was rarin' to go.
And this big fat [Em]woman bumped me on the floor,
She was [D]rarin' to go, that chick was rarin' to go.
Then she [Em]did a dip, almost broke my hip,
She was [D]gettin' down, that chick was gettin' down.
She wanted to [Em]bump some more, but I told her "No
You done [D]knocked me down once,
You done knocked me down once".
I said "If you[Em] wanna dance, find you a big fat man
Y'all go on [D]get on down,
Y'all go on get on down". Huh!
Chorus
I ain't gonna [Bm7]bump no more with no big fat woman.
I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman.
I ain't gonna [F#m]bump no more with no big fat woman.
I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman.
I ain't gonna [Bm7]bump no more with no big fat woman.
I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman.
Lord, I ain't gonna [F#m]bump no more with no big fat woman.
I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman.
Somebody [Bm7]take her, she's too big for me
She'll knock me [D]down, woah down. [Em](Aaah, Aaah)
Verse
She came [Em]over to me, snatched me out of my seat
She wanted to [D]get on down, still wanna get on down.
I told her to [Em]go on, and leave me alone,
I ain't [D]gettin' down, you done hurt my hip once.
I know [Em]what you'll do, I ain't gonna bump with you,
I don't feel like [D]gettin' down, don't feel like gettin' down.
She just [Em]shook her head, at every word I said
She wanted to [D]get on down, that woman wanna get on down.
She did that [Em]hip again and I hit the floor again,
She was [D]gettin' down Lord, that woman was gettin' down.
Chorus
I ain't gonna [Bm7]bump no more with no big fat woman.
I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman.
I ain't gonna [F#m]bump no more with no big fat woman.
I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman.
I ain't gonna [Bm7]bump no more with no big fat woman.
Ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman.
I ain't gonna [F#m]bump no more with no big fat woman.
I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman.
Somebody [Bm7]take her, I don't want her,
She done hurt my hip, she done knocked me down.
Done hurt my hip, she done knocked me down.
Outro
Somebody [Bm7]take her, I don't want her.
Say Leroy, you can have this one, dude
This big fat woman, dude. I don't want her
I can't handle her.
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