Drunk on a Plane — Dierks Bentley
Chords and lyrics for Drunk on a Plane by Dierks Bentley (key of G).
Intro
[G] [Cadd9] [G] [Cadd9]
Verse 1
[G] I took two weeks vacation [Cadd9]for the honeymoon
[G] A couple tickets all [Cadd9]inclusive down in Cancun
[Em7] I couldn't get my money [D]back so I'm in seat 7a[C]
[D] I'm getting drunk on a plane
[G] I bet the fella on the [Cadd9]aisle thought I was crazy
[G] Cause I taped your picture to the [Cadd9]seatback right beside me
[Em7] Now I've got empty mini [D]bottles fillin' both our [C]trays
[D] I'm getting drunk on a plane
Chorus
[G]Buyin' drinks for everybody [Cadd9]but the pilot, it's a party
[Em]Got this 737 [Cadd9]rockin' like a G6
[G]Stewardess is somethin' sexy
[Cadd9]Leanin' pouring Coke and whiskey
[Em]Told her about my condition
[Cadd9]Got a little mile-high flight attention
[G] It's Mardi [Em]Gras up in the [Cadd9]clouds
I'm up so [D]high I may never come [G]down
I'll try [Em]anything to drown out the [Cadd9]pain
D (let ring out)
they all know why I'm getting drunk on a plane
Instrumental
[G] [Cadd9] [G] [Cadd9]
Verse 2
[G] We had this date marked on the [Cadd9]calendar forever
[G] We'd take that new wed limo [Cadd9]airport ride together
[Em7] I feel like a plastic groom [D]alone there at the top of the [C]cake
So [D]hey, I'm getting drunk on a plane
Chorus
[G]Buyin' drinks for everybody [Cadd9]but the pilot, it's a party
[Em]Got this 737 [Cadd9]rockin' like a G6
[G]Stewardess is somethin' sexy
[Cadd9]Leanin' pouring Coke and whiskey
[Em]Told her about my condition
[Cadd9]Got a little mile-high flight attention
[G] It's Mardi [Em]Gras up in the [Cadd9]clouds
I'm up so [D]high I may never come [G]down
I'll try [Em]anything to drown out the [Cadd9]pain
they all know [D]why I'm getting drunk on a plane
Solo
[Em] [C] [G] [D]
[D]
Verse 3
[G] On my way home I'll bump this [Cadd9]seat right up to first class
[G] So I can drink that cheap [Cadd9]champagne out of a real glass
[Em7] And when we land I'll call her [D]up and tell her kiss my [Cadd9]ass
'Cause hey,[D] I'm drunk on a plane
Chorus
[G]Buyin' drinks for everybody [Cadd9]but the pilot, it's a party
[Em]Got this 737 [Cadd9]rockin' like a G6
[G]Stewardess is somethin' sexy
[Cadd9]Leanin' pouring Coke and whiskey
[Em]Told her about my condition
[Cadd9]Got a little mile-high flight attention
[G] It's Mardi [Em]Gras up in the [Cadd9]clouds
I'm up so [D]high I may never come [G]down
I'll try [Em]anything to drown out the [Cadd9]pain
they all know [D]why I'm getting drunk on a plane
Outro
[Cadd9] I'm getting drunk on a [G]plane
[Cadd9] I might be passed [G]out
[Cadd9] in the baggage [G]claim
but right now[Cadd9]
I'm drunk on a [G]plane
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