Online — Brad Paisley
Chords and lyrics for Online by Brad Paisley (key of C).
Intro
[G] [F] [C]
Verse 1
[G]I work [F]down at the [C]pizza pit
And [G]I drive an [F]old [C]Hyundai
[G]I still [D]live with my [Em]mom and [C]dad
I'm five foot three and [D]overweight
Verse 2
I'm a [G]sci-fi [F]fanatic, [C]mild asthmatic
[G]Never been to [F]second base[C]
But there's a [G]whole 'nother [D]me [Em]you need to [C]see
Go check [D]out [G]MySpace
Chorus
Cause [C]on [G]- [D]line I'm out in [G]Hollywood
I'm [C]6 [G]foot [D]5 and I look [G]damn good
I [C]drive a [G]Maserati, I'm a [D]black belt in [Em]karate
and I [C]love a good glass of [D]wine
It [C]turns[G] girls [D]on that I'm [G]mysterious
I [C]tell 'em [G]I don't [D]want nothing [G]serious
Cause [C]even on a [G]slow day [D]I can have a [Em]three way
[C]Chat with two women [D]at one time
I'm [G]so much [F]cooler [C]online
[G]So much [F]cooler [C]online
Verse 3
[G]I get [F]home, I [C]kiss my mom
And she[G] fixes [F]me a snack[C]
And [G]I head [D]down to my [Em]basement [C]bedroom
And fire [D]up my Mac[G]
Verse 4
[G]In real [F]life the [C]only time I've
[G]Ever even [F]been to [C]LA
Was when I[G] got the [D]chance with the [Em]marching [C]band
to play [C]tuba in the [D]rose [G]parade
Chorus
But [C]on [G]- [D]line I live in [G]Malibu
I[C] pose for [G]Calvin [D]Klein, I've been in [G]GQ
I'm [C]single and I'm [G]rich and I [D]got a set of [Em]six pack
[C]Abs that would blow your [D]mind
It [C]turns[G] girls [D]on that I'm [G]mysterious
I [C]tell 'em [G]I don't [D]want nothing [G]serious
Cause [C]even on a [G]slow day [D]I can have a [Em]three way
[C]Chat with two women [D]at one time
I'm [G]so much [F]cooler [C]online
[G]Yeah, I'm [F]cooler [C]online
Bridge
When you [D]got my kinda stats it's [G]hard to get a date
[C]Let alone a [D]real [G]girlfriend
But I [D]grow another foot and I [G]lose a buncha weight
[C]Every time I log [D]in
Solo
| Em D | C | G | D |
| Em | C | G | D |
Chorus
[C]On [G]- [D]line I'm out in [G]Hollywood
I'm [C]6 [G]foot [D]5 and I look damn good
[C]Even on a [G]slow day [D]I can have a [G]three way
[C]Chat with two women [D]at one time
I'm [G]so much [F]cooler [C]online
[G]Yeah, I'm [F]cooler [C]online
I'm [G]so much [F]cooler [C]online
[G]Yeah, I'm [F]cooler [C]online
Outro
[G](Yeah, he's [F]cooler [C]online)
[G]Hey, I'm [F]cooler [C]online
[G](Ohh yeah, he's [F]cooler [C]online)
[G]Yeah, I'm [F]sittin' [C]online
[G] [F] [C]
[G]Hey, I'm [F]cooler [C]online
[G][F][C](repeat/fade out)
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