One Angry Dwarf and 200 Solemn Faces — Ben Folds Five
Chords and lyrics for One Angry Dwarf and 200 Solemn Faces by Ben Folds Five (key of Am).
Verse 1
*from 'Whatever And Ever Amen' (1997)*
(modified from Brent Ritchey's original tab)
(Original Key: B)
Intro
[A7] [C] [A7]
Verse 1
[C7] September '75, I was [Fmaj7]47 inches high;
[Dm7] Mom said by Christmas I would [A7]have.
A [C7]bad ass mother G.I. Joe, [Fmaj7]for your little minds to blow;
[Dm7] I still got beat up after [Esus4]class, [E]yeah.
Chorus 1
Now I'm [Am7]big and [D9]im-portant; [Gm7]one angry [C9]dwarf and,
Two [Fmaj7]hundred solemn faces are [Esus4]you.[E]
If you [Am7]really want to [D9]see me, check the [Gm7]papers and the [C9]TV,
[Fmaj7] Look who's telling who what to [Esus4]do.[E]
A7 C A7, A7 C, A7
Kiss my ass, goodbye.
Verse 2
Don't give me that [C7]bullshit; you know who I am,
[Fmaj7] I'm your nightmare little man,
[Dm7] Vic, you stole my lunch money; [A7]made me cry.
[C7] Jane, remember Second Grade? [Fmaj7]Said you couldn't stand my face,
[Dm7] Rather than kiss me, you said [Esus4]you'd rather [E]die.
Chorus 2
Now I'm [Am7]big and [D9]im-portant; [Gm7]one angry [C9]dwarf and,
Two [Fmaj7]hundred solemn faces are [Esus4]you.[E]
If you [Am7]really want to [D9]see me, check the [Gm7]papers and the [C9]TV,
[Fmaj7] Look who's telling who what to [Esus4]do.[E]
A7 C A7, A7 C, A7
Kiss my ass, goodbye.
Solo
[C7] [Fmaj7] [Dm7] [C7] [Fmaj7] [Dm7] [Esus4] [E]
[Am7] [D9] [C9] [Fmaj7] [Esus4] [E]
Bridge 1
[A7] [C] [A7]
You'll be [A7]sorry one day, yes you will, yes you will,
You shouldn't [C]push me around, 'cos I [A7]will, yes I will.
You will be sorry when I'm big, yes you will, yes you will,
You will be [C]sorry, yeah.[A7]
Chorus 3
Now I'm [Am7]big and [D9]im-portant; [Gm7]one angry [C9]dwarf and,
Two [Fmaj7]hundred solemn faces are [Esus4]you.[E]
If you [Am7]really want to [D9]see me, check the [Gm7]papers and the [C9]TV,
[Fmaj7] Look who's telling who what to [Esus4]do.[E]
C A7, A7 C, A7
Kiss my ass.
Coda
[A7] Kiss my ass, kiss my ass goodbye, now,
Kiss my ass, kiss my ass goodbye, [C]now.[A7]
[A7] Kiss my ass, kiss my ass goodbye, now,
Kiss my ass, kiss my ass goodbye, [C]now.[A7]
[A7] September '75, I was 47 inches [C]high.[A7]
[A7] September '75, September [A7][Ab7]'75.[A7][G7...]
[A7] [C] [C7] [Fmaj7] [Dm7] [Esus4] [E]
[Am7] [D9] [Gm7] [C9] [Ab7] [G7]
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