If I Had $1,000,000 — Barenaked Ladies
Chords and lyrics for If I Had $1,000,000 by Barenaked Ladies (key of G).
Verse 1
[G] [D] [C] [G] [D] [C]
[G]If I [D]had a million [C]dollars
[C](If I had a million [G]dollars)
[G]I'd [D]buy you a [C]house
[C](I would buy you a [G]house)
[G]If I [D]had a million [C]dollars
[C](If I had a million [G]dollars)
[G]I'd buy you [D]furniture for your [C]house
[C](Maybe a nice [D]chesterfield or an [G]ottoman)
[G]If I [D]had a million [C]dollars
[C](If I had a million [G]dollars)
[G]I'd [D]buy you a [C]K-car
(A[C] nice reliant [G]automobile)
[G]If I [D]had a million [C]dollars, I'd buy your [D]love
[C]If I [D]had a million [G]dollars,
We'd build a [Em]tree fort in our [C]yard
[C]If I [D]had a million [G]dollars,
You could [Em]help it wouldn't be that [C]hard
[C]If I [D]had a million [G]dollars,
We could [Em]put a little tiny [C]fridgerator in there
(We could keep snacks and beverages)
[G]If I [D]had a million [C]dollars
[C](If I had a million [G]dollars)
[G]I'd [D]buy you a fur [C]coat
[C](but not a real fur [D]coat that's [G]cruel)
[G]If I [D]had a million [C]dollars
[C](If I had a million [G]dollars)
[G]I'd [D]buy you an exotic[C] pet
[C](Like a llama or an [G]emu)
[G]If I [D]had a million [C]dollars
[C](If I had a million [G]dollars)
[G]I'd [D]buy you John [C]Merrick's remains
[C](All them crazy elephant [G]bones)
[G]If I [D]had a million [C]dollars, I'd buy your [D]love
[C]If I [D]had a million [G]dollars,
We wouldn't [Em]have to walk to the [C]store
[C]If I [D]had a million [G]dollars,
We'd take a [Em]limosine cause it [C]costs more
[C]If I [D]had a million [G]dollars,
We wouldn't [Em]have to eat Kraft [C]Dinner
(but we would. We'd just eat more)
[G]If I [D]had a million [C]dollars
[C](If I had a million [G]dollars)
[G]I'd [D]buy you a green [C]dress
[C](But not a real green [D]dress, that's [G]cruel)
[G]If I [D]had a million [C]dollars
(If I had a million [G]dollars)
[G]I'd [D]buy you some art[C]
[C](A Picasso or a [G]Garfunkel)
[G]If I [D]had a million [C]dollars
[C](If I had a million [G]dollars)
[G]I'd [D]buy you a [C]monkey
[C](Haven't you always wanted a [G]monkey?)
[G]If I [D]had a million [C]dollars, I'd buy your [D]love
[C]If I [D]had a million [G]dollars,
If I had a [Em]million dollars[C]
[C]If I [D]had a million [G]dollars,
If I had a [Em]million dollars[C]
[C]If I [D]had a million [G][D][Em][D]dollars,[C]
[D]I'd be [G]rich
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